friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
tyleroakley: sle4zy: There was a little kid on the bus singing Someone Like You very badly, so I recorded it. Have fun looking at my face the whole time, by the way.
Aquarians would rather be a loner than pretend...
“zomg who’s your new yearz kiss gonaa beee?”